If you have followed me for some time then I need you to know you are awesome, I don’t even think my own mother has read more than one or two of my posts before, and also if you have followed along you know I have a
love affair hate-on for my local JerkBear.
I have had a few friends try to call me out on it as I try to live my life in a semi-crunchy way and this seems a little incongruous. Then I tell them the on going drama I have had with JerkBear and they realize my arguments are iron-clad, fricking rock solid. Or maybe they just worry I am crazy and they are trying to back away slowly, attempting to not make eye contact or in anyway threaten me. Suckers, the correct way to respond in this situation is to curl up into a ball with head and neck covered and eventually I will bore of you and move on…..
So in the interest of scientific accuracy I will lay out all of my dealings with JerkBear with no attached emotions, yeah right! This poop is about to get crazy.